"I propose a modest addition to Georgia Tech's research and scholarly agenda."
Controversial Georgia Tech Ivan Allen School Founder, Dr. John Crecine, April 7, 1988

Feathering Moonbat Nests Since 1990

College Students Faculty Students/Faculty Ratio Source

Ivan Allen 1,021 200 5.1 Link

Engineering 10,178 417 24.4 Link Link

Are you tired of constantly answering the philosophically ambiguous question, "Paper or plastic?" Does the daily refrain, "Would you like fries with that?" make you yearn for an alternate reality where your true genius is fully appreciated?
Do you seek a creative environment where you can ponder the Marxist dialectic but still receive a fat capitalist paycheck?
If so, Ivan Allen College of Liberal Arts at Georgia Tech is for you. Ivan Allen offers advantages not normally available to an individual with your skills:
1. You will be associated with Georgia Tech, one of the premier engineering institutions in the world. Despite your expertise in Hermeticism, Postcolonial Studies, or Feminist Naratology, when you are introduced at parties, most people will only hear the magic words "Georgia Tech."
2. You will receive a regular taxpayer provided paycheck. The State of Georgia allocates $190 million every year to Tech. The Senate Education Committee thinks Tech is all patents, nanotechnology, and microelectronics. Your job is secure for life.
3. There is no heavy lifting, intellectual or otherwise. Unlike the Engineering College, where real people are doing real work, at Ivan Allen we recognize that reality contemplation, tribal warfare, and generally transgressive thought have value. Teaching is just the excuse we give the Regents.
The numbers don't lie, at a ratio of 5 students per faculty member, Ivan Allen is the place to feather your nest.

College	Students	Faculty	Students/Faculty Ratio	Source
Ivan Allen	1,021	200	5.1	Link
Engineering	10,178	417	24.4	Link Link

	Are you tired of constantly answering the philosophically ambiguous question, "Paper or plastic?" Does the daily refrain, "Would you like fries with that?" make you yearn for an alternate reality where your true genius is fully appreciated? Do you seek a creative environment where you can ponder the Marxist dialectic but still receive a fat capitalist paycheck? If so, Ivan Allen College of Liberal Arts at Georgia Tech is for you. Ivan Allen offers advantages not normally available to an individual with your skills: 1. You will be associated with Georgia Tech, one of the premier engineering institutions in the world. Despite your expertise in Hermeticism, Postcolonial Studies, or Feminist Naratology, when you are introduced at parties, most people will only hear the magic words "Georgia Tech." 2. You will receive a regular taxpayer provided paycheck. The State of Georgia allocates $190 million every year to Tech. The Senate Education Committee thinks Tech is all patents, nanotechnology, and microelectronics. Your job is secure for life. 3. There is no heavy lifting, intellectual or otherwise. Unlike the Engineering College, where real people are doing real work, at Ivan Allen we recognize that reality contemplation, tribal warfare, and generally transgressive thought have value. Teaching is just the excuse we give the Regents. The numbers don't lie, at a ratio of 5 students per faculty member, Ivan Allen is the place to feather your nest.